Brandon Hale. 20. Straight. Phoenix, AZTumblr (3.0; @captsnigs)http://captsnigs.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kiddwaynejohnson.tumblr.com/post/51270796469/dump-any-dude-who-wont-eat-you-out-no-dude">kiddwaynejohnson</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>dump any dude who won’t eat you out no dude deserves his thang sucked if he can’t eat ur thang</p> </blockquote>http://captsnigs.tumblr.com/post/51289502619http://captsnigs.tumblr.com/post/51289502619Sat, 25 May 2013 01:24:46 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pocketpedestal.tumblr.com/post/51288940700/daener-s-80-water-20-pizza-and-100-swag">pocketpedestal</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://daener-s.tumblr.com/post/51283092558/80-water-20-pizza-and-100-swag">daener-s</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p>80% water 20% pizza and 100% swag</p> </div> </blockquote> <p>karla. this is karla.</p> </blockquote>http://captsnigs.tumblr.com/post/51289004861http://captsnigs.tumblr.com/post/51289004861Sat, 25 May 2013 01:08:49 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0870a254ebf80ab9240ff9e7e2ac9470/tumblr_mn0rsbCxer1qe5ugfo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/77a0e9a63bc2e9cbb74128bd29c38e5a/tumblr_mn0rsbCxer1qe5ugfo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/91bbfc4a7639e748cef055634fb5f407/tumblr_mn0rsbCxer1qe5ugfo8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4036fb5a5fb8020425a1d29d799c7d4a/tumblr_mn0rsbCxer1qe5ugfo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b0a1a584b90142e78228f7127e54953c/tumblr_mn0rsbCxer1qe5ugfo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e2fb21e828ad908a160a61607d064e94/tumblr_mn0rsbCxer1qe5ugfo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/26ad24733ea58f27a10fdc2f93f9bbdb/tumblr_mn0rsbCxer1qe5ugfo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/451f880d293e05235af4c883bb663ad8/tumblr_mn0rsbCxer1qe5ugfo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thequeenofscream.tumblr.com/post/50861850894/beeishappy-stephen-colbert-salutes-uvas-class">thequeenofscream</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://beeishappy.tumblr.com/post/50771320671/stephen-colbert-salutes-uvas-class-of">beeishappy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><small><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=kNkxQKGex28">Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013</a> Followed by <a href="http://beeishappy.tumblr.com/post/50768362879/stephen-colbert-salutes-uvas-class-of-2013">this</a>.</small></p> </blockquote> <p>FUCKING THANK YOU.</p> </blockquote>http://captsnigs.tumblr.com/post/51288848187http://captsnigs.tumblr.com/post/51288848187Sat, 25 May 2013 01:03:42 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e08f5f2dad64f2ca39ff0c0d1569f230/tumblr_mn3qqnhhf41qzcv7no1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://stream.pleated-jeans.com/post/50909370874/via" class="tumblr_blog">pleatedjeans</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://www.gifak.net/2013/05/pommel-horse.html">via</a></p></blockquote>http://captsnigs.tumblr.com/post/51288258974http://captsnigs.tumblr.com/post/51288258974Sat, 25 May 2013 00:45:27 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/978f6c656759cea7ad7bb15f52242281/tumblr_mn643gO3Oz1qeeqito2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d8162e312122d323a726eea2eef26382/tumblr_mn643gO3Oz1qeeqito1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d0a25820d640a2f6363dafafc709411f/tumblr_mn643gO3Oz1qeeqito7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/eb92cfd37681780df1bdb19cfe33323d/tumblr_mn643gO3Oz1qeeqito6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/83a2efc66b0bf847cf429c7ebfc2a0ad/tumblr_mn643gO3Oz1qeeqito9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6e0de8fad9e122c0cb4009901b3a7651/tumblr_mn643gO3Oz1qeeqito5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/611785a0b05a1443d18b9bf010dff559/tumblr_mn643gO3Oz1qeeqito3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cc647266b2696c20066174f966debeed/tumblr_mn643gO3Oz1qeeqito8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/51dc509a4b6807634887ed3cd0d6c0a9/tumblr_mn643gO3Oz1qeeqito4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://captsnigs.tumblr.com/post/51287717313http://captsnigs.tumblr.com/post/51287717313Sat, 25 May 2013 00:28:54 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e61337503b6699e58962c2f1278b5315/tumblr_mmkh8pTEjJ1s0s775o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6c5344c35ca2084623e11576cb22b310/tumblr_mmkh8pTEjJ1s0s775o2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://misterharrington.tumblr.com/post/51231258793/delilahmidnight-who-the-fuck-else-remembers" class="tumblr_blog">misterharrington</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://delilahmidnight.tumblr.com/post/50071338669/who-the-fuck-else-remembers-cadet-kelly-these-two">delilahmidnight</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>WHO THE FUCK ELSE REMEMBERS CADET KELLY</p> <p>THESE TWO HAD SO MUCH CHEMISTRY OMG IT WAS SO OBVS</p> </blockquote> <p>Oh my god the sexual tension in this movie…</p></blockquote>http://captsnigs.tumblr.com/post/51287537852http://captsnigs.tumblr.com/post/51287537852Sat, 25 May 2013 00:23:39 -0700<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/HfmOD5jImOs?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fuckyeahcharacterdevelopment.tumblr.com/post/51285345314/serotonical-how-to-break-out-of-a-zip-tie" class="tumblr_blog">fuckyeahcharacterdevelopment</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://serotonical.tumblr.com/post/37896516356/how-to-break-out-of-a-zip-tie-potentially">serotonical</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m not sure how <em>exactly</em> this is relevant, but I just feel like this is good info for all of you, should your characters be abducted within the narrative or something.</p></blockquote>http://captsnigs.tumblr.com/post/51287528787http://captsnigs.tumblr.com/post/51287528787Sat, 25 May 2013 00:23:23 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2f42877691e89fee3501b18480ad01ec/tumblr_mnahc0VZJJ1qb7pito1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://captsnigs.tumblr.com/post/51287446480http://captsnigs.tumblr.com/post/51287446480Sat, 25 May 2013 00:20:56 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://a-little-insane.tumblr.com/post/32673079460/when-does-hibernation-start-because-i-am-100">a-little-insane</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>when does hibernation start because I am 100% participating in that</p> </blockquote>http://captsnigs.tumblr.com/post/51287415834http://captsnigs.tumblr.com/post/51287415834Sat, 25 May 2013 00:20:03 -0700<p><a href="http://prettyreckles.tumblr.com/post/50975281401/i-wanna-watch-a-scary-movie-with-you-and-we-get-so" class="tumblr_blog">prettyreckles</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow</p></blockquote>http://captsnigs.tumblr.com/post/51287413667http://captsnigs.tumblr.com/post/51287413667Sat, 25 May 2013 00:20:00 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2efa83f1f6f7301ed0e64b18ab67d19f/tumblr_mnahn9Ldio1r5zq6ao3_r2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/543027dda2a6d617568641a7a984e4ff/tumblr_mnahn9Ldio1r5zq6ao4_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/503df04dc01c12ddcd634225c65ba6b6/tumblr_mnahn9Ldio1r5zq6ao5_r2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/377ca9b828e7c9a93a456169eb676001/tumblr_mnahn9Ldio1r5zq6ao6_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/608fac6dc6ba0a10419aa7f18bb1d93c/tumblr_mnahn9Ldio1r5zq6ao2_r3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d9bc5b7a75a4c82e2bbd5dd44b72c3a9/tumblr_mnahn9Ldio1r5zq6ao1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://misterharrington.tumblr.com/post/51231903767/this-show-was-the-best" class="tumblr_blog">misterharrington</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>This show was the best.</p></blockquote>http://captsnigs.tumblr.com/post/51287407985http://captsnigs.tumblr.com/post/51287407985Sat, 25 May 2013 00:19:49 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9918d2b9a6c201ce147eb67b427f7945/tumblr_meyqztMPYb1rf508ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>you can be intelligent and successful</p> <p>you can be sexually active and promiscuous</p> <p>also…. <em><strong>you can be both</strong></em></p> </blockquote> <p>Love this</p> </blockquote> <p>because YES the two are NOT mutually exclusive</p> </blockquote>http://captsnigs.tumblr.com/post/51287375494http://captsnigs.tumblr.com/post/51287375494Sat, 25 May 2013 00:18:53 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lur201LrZu1qm6or9o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lur201LrZu1qm6or9o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://lookatallthesethingsivedone.tumblr.com/post/51284726817/want" class="tumblr_blog">lookatallthesethingsivedone</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Want</p></blockquote>http://captsnigs.tumblr.com/post/51285852030http://captsnigs.tumblr.com/post/51285852030Fri, 24 May 2013 23:37:02 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6nfx4mfGA1rtsju1o1_500.jpg"/><br/> Captain Hook<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6nfx4mfGA1rtsju1o2_500.jpg"/><br/> Cruela Deville<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6nfx4mfGA1rtsju1o3_500.jpg"/><br/> Dr. Facilier<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6nfx4mfGA1rtsju1o4_500.jpg"/><br/> Hades<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6nfx4mfGA1rtsju1o5_500.jpg"/><br/> Jafar<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6nfx4mfGA1rtsju1o6_500.jpg"/><br/> Red Queen<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6nfx4mfGA1rtsju1o7_500.jpg"/><br/> Ursula<br/><br/> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blessthe-horizon.tumblr.com/post/49263667870/gamzeemakarasober-what-if-disney-villains-were">blessthe-horizon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gamzeemakarasober.tumblr.com/post/49244964534/what-if-disney-villains-were-beautiful-sexy">gamzeemakarasober</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><small>What if Disney villains were beautiful</small></p> </blockquote> <p>sexy mother fuckers</p> </blockquote> <p>Aw shit</p> </blockquote>http://captsnigs.tumblr.com/post/51285830353http://captsnigs.tumblr.com/post/51285830353Fri, 24 May 2013 23:36:27 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ae8b636f236cd11f2eafbdb3966289d4/tumblr_mn8euuMcHp1qb9pa3o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><em>Girl Code: Sex on the First Date</em></p> </blockquote>http://captsnigs.tumblr.com/post/51282850935http://captsnigs.tumblr.com/post/51282850935Fri, 24 May 2013 22:29:15 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1o6od1Cee1rq3k4xo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://captsnigs.tumblr.com/post/51282692658http://captsnigs.tumblr.com/post/51282692658Fri, 24 May 2013 22:26:09 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fckingfit.tumblr.com/post/23106502965/getting-ready-to-go-workout-is-a-process">fckingfit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Step one</strong>: Pump up music. Really loud.</p> <p><strong>Step two:</strong> Dress self.</p> <p><strong>Step three:</strong> Fill up water bottle.</p> <p><strong>Step four:</strong> Dance a little (jk a lot.)</p> <p><strong>Step five:</strong> Lace up shoes.</p> <p><strong>Step six: </strong>Pep talk with self.</p> <p><strong>Step seven: </strong>Walk out the door with a shit load of determination.</p> </blockquote>http://captsnigs.tumblr.com/post/51282687590http://captsnigs.tumblr.com/post/51282687590Fri, 24 May 2013 22:26:02 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rexuality.tumblr.com/post/51006454823/realistic-captions-for-selfies-i-took-34-photos">rexuality</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>realistic captions for selfies:</p> <ul><li>i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty</li> <li>i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird</li> <li>i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes</li> <li>i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit</li> <li>this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments</li> </ul></blockquote>http://captsnigs.tumblr.com/post/51282661550http://captsnigs.tumblr.com/post/51282661550Fri, 24 May 2013 22:25:31 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/99c3988a2642b32eabd66cf14edf979c/tumblr_mnc7ycFrVR1qkvbwso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://didyouknowblog.com/post/51282022206/source" class="tumblr_blog">did-you-kno</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://itthing.com/most-ironic-deaths">Source</a></p></blockquote>http://captsnigs.tumblr.com/post/51282107071http://captsnigs.tumblr.com/post/51282107071Fri, 24 May 2013 22:14:51 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://a-pariah.tumblr.com/post/51147107042/a-pariah-why-is-the-female-hero-so-often">a-pariah</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://a-pariah.tumblr.com/post/51146895829/why-is-the-female-hero-so-often-tomboyish-why">a-pariah</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>why is the female hero so often tomboyish</p> <p>why cant there just be one like oops i chipped my barbie pink nail polish while brutally killing an entire armada of time traveling ninja pirates</p> <p>with my hair curler</p> </blockquote> <p>nvm</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/e258d5655baf923286e6e58f4e1b9fed/tumblr_inline_mn97jjPO9h1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>found her</p> </blockquote>http://captsnigs.tumblr.com/post/51282100027http://captsnigs.tumblr.com/post/51282100027Fri, 24 May 2013 22:14:43 -0700